Snortacus In a land far away, two thousand years back There lived a pig, Snortacus, who was starting to crack He and his friends were captured, you see By some genuine baddies – and they yearned to be free   There was Baconus the Brave, and Hoovius, too Both loyal members of the Snortacus crew Oinktavius was meek, Saddle Bacchus loved to play Porkius was lazy (he slept every day)   Their sty was a prison and smelt very bad With no chance of escape, it made Snorticus sad Their