Parody article written in the aftermath of William and Kate's royal Wedding In front of a global audience of over two billion awestruck viewers, the recent Royal nuptials saw the emergence of two cultural icons destined to spend from here to eternity in the media spotlight. Pippa Middleton’s left and right buttock. It’s a rarity for a body part to become such a global sensation overnight. Winking Ronaldo’s eye, maybe. Monika Lewinsky’s knees, perhaps. Elvis’ hips, certainly.